4: the average number of toys/board games/collections of toys/sets of Lego's I can clean up in 15 minutes.
37: the average number of toys/board games/collections of toys/sets of Lego's my children can dig out in those same 15 minutes.
10: the number of children it sometimes feels/sounds like we have in our house.
1/2: the factor by which that estimate is reduced when any one of our children is out of the house.
2: maximum number of consecutive hours I can spend out of the house without baby Mark.
1.5: the number of stores I can actually visit in that amount of time.
4: the number of stores I typically need to visit when I leave the house alone.
342: the approximate number of episodes of Phineas and Ferb produced by the Disney Channel since its inception.
342: the approximate number of episodes of Phineas and Ferb I've been privileged to watch...usually multiple times over.
2: the number of peanut butter sandwiches our 3 oldest can split for lunch.
14: the number of requests for hot dogs we must endure during said lunch.
30: the number of minutes it normally takes Mark to nurse.
30: the number of minutes I accidentally slept today while Mark nursed for his 11:30 feeding. Consequently also the number of minutes late lunch then became for the older kids.
500: number of times per day I wonder to myself, "what exactly am I doing here???"
783: number of times per day it's all okay...cause someone smiles
1 comment:
Haha - that's hilarious - love it! :)
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